a perfect day for banana fish

i sure to God hope if i ever go to college i have better fucking things to converse about than the God forsaken fact that i fucking go to college…

sometimes i see these hipster chicks that i kind of know with their boyfriends and i think to myself “i knew she was a lesbian….”

if this cat doesn’t shut the fuck up, i wont be spending any more money on cat food.

i have a girlfriend

don’t tell my mom.

and i didn’t even find her in the bottom of a bottle.

[this seems boring on this screen, but im all giddy inside, like the little 9 year old girl i am deep down…..]

Robby Moore, i want to be on a beach in Hawaii with you soon

One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.

why do some peoples blogs lack the unfollow button?

the only reason i would look at these blogs, would be in fact to click my happy little black arrow right in the center of this very button.

today a man came up to my car and yelled at me about voting for ron paul… all he had to say was legalize pot pot pot pot pot legal pot marijuana.

i says to man: “Education is legal, no one uses it any more or less than were it not”

ron paul…….pot…… no war.

“you dont know what your talking about, neither do i……..”

ron…..

“im not registered to vote”

take a dvd…..

“i only have beta max”

light turns green.

People should only marry people they will never fully understand.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

if dub step doesn’t die. Humanity will crumble.

You cant believe everything a myan says. but you can believe this.

i promise you this.